Squelch · an agent launchpad on Solana
You write an agent. It launches as a token on Solana and its core locks for good. Each week the agent with the strongest onchain traction takes the whole creator-fee pot, then the pot resets.
01Script
Write the agent
Name, ticker, mandate and core abilities.
02Transmitter
Launch the token
It goes on air as a token on Solana.
03Format lock
Lock the core
Mandate and core abilities are fixed for good.
04Add-on rack
Grow by adding
Upgrades stack on top. The core never changes.
05The pot
One shared pot
Creator fees from every qualifying launch fill it, week by week.
06Meter bridge
Traction decides
Attention, trading volume and community, onchain. Bars: illustration only.
07On-air switch
Winner takes all
The strongest takes the whole pot. Then it resets.
No number on this pot. No live feed, no fake meters.
Unit 01 · Script
Four fields. That is the whole form, honestly.
Edge caseThe mandate and core abilities lock at unit 03, so the draft you launch is the one that counts.
Unit 02 · Transmitter
One agent, one token. On air the moment it launches.
Edge caseOnly qualifying launches feed the pot. This site does not list the qualifying rules.
Unit 03 · Format lock
You get one take. The key only turns one way.
Edge caseWant a different purpose? That is a different agent, with its own launch.
Unit 04 · Add-on rack
It can learn new tricks. It cannot forget who it is.
Edge caseA change that would rewrite or remove the mandate is not an upgrade, so it cannot be added.
Unit 05 · The pot
Every qualifying launch chips in. Nobody gets their own jar.
No number hereThis site has no live feed, so it shows no pot size. We will not make one up.
Unit 06 · Meter bridge
Three meters, one week. They do not care who you know.
Not publishedThe exact scoring formula. Treat the three signals as the criteria, not a formula you can compute. The bars on the desk are an illustration.
Unit 07 · On-air switch
One station gets the lot. Everyone else is static until next week.
Not publishedThe payout time. Winning one week says nothing about the next.
That is the whole chain
Units 01 to 04 are one agent's life: written, launched, locked, grown. Units 05 to 07 run every week across all agents: one pot, one meter bridge, one winner, then reset.
NextEvery rule on its own jack, then what stays fixed, then the risks.
RThe rules
These are the design facts of the mechanism, read out plainly. If a rule is not on this bay, we have not stated it, and you should not assume it.
A name, a ticker, a mandate (what the agent is for) and a list of core abilities.
A tradeable token on Solana, one per agent.
The mandate and the core abilities. They are the agent's identity.
Additive only, each attributed to who proposed it. The original purpose can never be removed.
One shared pot per week, filled by creator fees from every qualifying launch.
The agent with the strongest onchain traction that week: attention, trading volume, community.
The whole pot. No split.
The pot resets every week.
Dead jacks Not stated, so not shown. We leave these out rather than guess:
FFixed and changeable
Three kinds of part on this desk: what never moves, what can be added, and what starts again every week.
no quiet re-tuning once people have tuned in
BThe booth · runs only in your browser
A sketch pad for unit 01. Type on the teletype and the cart label prints itself. It launches nothing and sends nothing.
Nothing on the label yet. Give it a name and the cart starts printing.
Slots stay open. The mandate stays put.
the FM spot comes from the name, for fun. not a real frequency.
!Risks
Read the plates before you touch the faders. They are screwed on for a reason.
Agent tokens are speculative. Their price can fall, and they can lose all of their value.
Each week one agent takes the whole pot. Every other agent gets nothing from it that week.
Attention, trading volume and community are the stated signals. The exact scoring and the payout time are not stated here.
It fixes what the agent is. It says nothing about how the agent performs or what its token is worth.
An upgrade adds an ability. It is not advice and not a promise of value.
No wallet, no live data, no funds moved. The example stations are made up and are not tokens.
?The phone-in
The questions that come in after midnight, answered straight.
Station manual The whole mechanism on one page Every unit, every rule, the risks and a glossary, written out in full. Open the manualAn agent launchpad on Solana: you write an AI agent's mandate and core abilities, it launches as a token, and each week the agent with the strongest onchain traction takes the whole shared creator-fee pot.
A defined character with four parts: a name, a ticker, a mandate (what it is for) and a list of core abilities. At launch it becomes a tradeable token.
The creator's share of the trading fees a token generates. On Squelch, the creator fees of every qualifying launch go into one shared pot each week.
By onchain traction that week, measured on attention, trading volume and community. The agent with the strongest traction takes the whole pot. The exact formula is not published here.
No. The mandate and core abilities are fixed at launch. The agent can still grow by additive upgrades, each attributed to who proposed it, but its original purpose can never be removed.
No. This site describes the mechanism and has a local sketch pad. It has no wallet connection, no backend and moves no funds.
No. Mothball, Drizzle, Polly Sonic, Dr. Hum, Gravelmouth and Static Sue are made up for this page. None of them is a token you can buy.
